I’m convinced that mega churces are even a bigger scam than old time religion.

Church goers are racist hypocrites. What a shock!

I think you meant...

She must have forgotten all those school shootings. And don’t remind her that Columbine was 18 years ago, and Sandy Hook (a false flag operation!) was five.

It’s the responsibility of everyone who is able to stand up against the racist piece of shit that is trump. If you don’t like it, don’t click. Or are you one of those people who simply can’t stand that a post like this exists? To put it simply, if you support trump, you are a garbage human and a racist piece of shit.

Lee Greenwood’s “God Bless the USA” is my least favorite song. I hate it as a piece of music, and hate what it says, and hate that it has been taken up as a patriotic anthem. I hate it so very much.

“Did you know that Santa Clara was named after Samantha’s aunt on Bewitched? Would you like to know more?”

How is a video about Trump an “unrelated subject”? If you didn’t want to read about politics, why did you click on this article? I think you need to get over it, snowflake.

its*

Muphry’s Law!

I assume squirrels are constantly after Kellyanne.

*its

If Smith really wants to get revenge, he should swap out Irvin’s coke with baby powder next time Irvin is meeting hookers at a motel.

I’ve always assumed that as long as I finish my wife is just happy that I’m happy...

Also on questionnaire:

Hollow_Log sent a questionnaire to his wife asking “in terms sexual experience how important is it that you orgasm?”

Interesting how chill the cops are with a white dude that they just saw try and run people over. Good thing he wasn’t a black guy running away.

Goodell: *shoveling CTE studies into a comically large incinerator* Let them protest.

There are few things as satisfying as exposing what old white men say to each other behind closed doors.