Maybe they should climb a watch tower and scan the horizon for potential buyers to pop up on their map.

And Search Party.

I heard a rumor they’re even considering bringing back The Simpsons.

Am I really the first one to point out HOLY CRAP WE FINALLY ACTUALLY HAVE A FEATHERED VELOCIRAPTOR!!!!

Raptor tastes like turkey.

options

Sigh.

You do not change the M. Legions of five year olds know what that M means, and will beg their parents until said parents cave into buying the McNuggets. Years later, those five year olds will be adults and they remember feeling good when they got to go to the M. Pattern recognition works when you let it.

I have only read the headline so far.

Pretty sure that’s the whole point of this. He’s still learning who he wants to be as The Batman. He’s only two (?) years into this thing after all.

I feel like if you’re coming from a place of wanting to use a fork to eat wings, your opinion is already suspect.

I, for one, look forward to the fish-out-of-water story of King Shark’s time on the Canadian Women’s Curling Team.

Some notes: Joe fighting a volcano is exciting, for a sequel you’ve got to have something that tops that or people will just watch the original again. I don’t think a Carole really ups the stakes from a volcano. 

I also thought of this as soon as I heard about the Fresh Prince reboot although I imagined it as more of a horror series with Urkel serving as the tragic villain. Being rebuffed in his amorous and social pursuits turns Steve inward, desperate to fix those parts of himself he sees as holding him back.

In terms of who this is for, several of my friends who are vegetarian for ethical reasons are fine with eating meatless products cooked on/in the same surface as meat. Unless you’re super strict about it (and yes, many vegetarians/vegans are) it’s not an issue. And, anecdotally, these folks are super stoked to eat KFC…

Calling the cops NOW.

Warm take: everything is terrible, and lying to keep fun plot details sorta-kinda secret is ok actually.

I personally would love to see them try to put headphones on cats.

While a slow, moody, piano cover of Yakety Sax plays in the background

Riddler’s parents died by slipping on pearls is my guess. 

And you know what that usually leads to: a decline in quality. Money doesn’t fuel qualitative creativity, and pressure on creatives only makes it worse. This is especially since Hwang was actively making a societal statement through S1, despite the show’s weak twist.