I watched Goldmember on a transatlantic flight, when I was kind of punchy and exhausted. For the first five minutes I tried to stifle my uncontrollable gales of laughter, so as not to frighten the other passengers, and my wife became concerned that I was having a stroke. Then, fortunately for all of us, the last 90…

New unit of measurement unlocked. Going to measure everyone in Smash vs Capt Falcon's nips.

I get what you’re going for from a story point of view but I never want to see anything from the prequel trilogy emulated in any way shape or form.

Based on Kratos’ story to this point, I think he would let the world burn if it meant, somehow, he could save his kid. See: abandoning his chances of ever seeing his daughter again so just that she could live on in the afterlife.

You forgot

For anyone who has not read House of Leaves, allow my to try and give you sense of what it’s like to read this book.

the first Ninja Turtles in 2014

Well Johnny does do all his own stunts too!

You’ve seen a lot of other carrots, or penises, or you know what I’m just going to stop asking.

You go back to the first MI and there’s big action but it’s mostly movie-magic wizardry (of the 90s).

Thank you for this. I’d been hemming and hawing about whether to buy Twelve Minutes given all the reviews dancing around the edges of the fucked shit in this game, so I’m glad somebody finally just laid out the garbage for me.

WE DESERVE THAT LAST SEASON OF GLOW

You’re going to be reeeeaaaaal disappointed in the ending of the first season, unless they dramatically change the story line

Video games make more money than movie box office, that is true, but to then jump from that to the conclusion that games are more popular or well known than movies is absurd.

(Skip to 2:36 if it doesn’t start there)

I think it’s even funnier that I immediately thought you were asking if you could fuck it. The internet has ruined me.

I would have called it “Kiss and makeup”. 

It took 3 stitches and the ER nurse said it wasn’t the first N64 controller related injury she had seen. My mom was throwing a fit saying she was going to throw  out the game system and the nurse said something like “he’s just going to get hurt doing something else, he’s 11" 

This is the best answer and *TECHNICALLY* fits due to Kazuya being revealed for Smash (making YOSHI retroactively a candidate) and Kirby being in that trailer.

That was the point of bringing in Erica Sinclair. If need be, they can start phasing out the original cast and focusing on new characters if they decide to have another season after this one.