I just keep telling my wife that it's on it's death bed and that's why we need a PS5. Seems to be working out.

McCarter is thrilled that the event was such a success, but it’s bittersweet: After all, in a country as wealthy as the United States, a charity event like this really shouldn’t even be necessary.

at this point I wish they’d just make “Rainbow Assassins: Watch Far Dogs Cry” or something, so they can just blend everything together and be done with it.

Meh. The sandwich is fine as is. Adding cheese and bacon is usually just a cheap cover up for a crappy product.

I have that panel saved as a picture on my phone and I show it to people whenever they try to talk sports at me to illustrate what I’m getting out of it. 

Yeah, I have sympathy for anyone who has some kind of processing issue that will stop them being able to take in subtitles, but otherwise, read the damn words. I think the actors deserve to have their vocal performance respected, especially as there are some aspects that transcend language.

I absolutely remember this movie and enjoyed it. I was just thinking of it the other day.

That’s a lot of words to say “we thought the logo looked cooler this way.”

Also, the original tweeter is wrong. You couldn’t take a Denny’s hostage like that, they wouldn’t even let you in.

Natalie, Emily, Martie. N-Em-Ma.

A lab is actually a better example of a himbo anyway. Labs are perpetual puppies and puppies are what I call dumb hot guys that are fun to flirt with. 

I totally agree. These days if I want to experience a world ravaged by disease, turmoil, unspeakable violence, and the worst of human nature, I’ll go to Costco on a Saturday. Those feelings are about the last thing I’m looking for in gaming anytime soon, especially if the story’s themes are as rote and basic as they…

WHOA!

I think origins was probably the worst AC game. It ditched all the gameplay mechanics that made AC unique in order to transform the series into a shallow, generic action rpg. At least odyssey was a GOOD generic action rpg. 

 Not the best AC

Billy Mitchell is the Donald Trump of video gaming.

I heartily disagree. Unity had a rough launch but it still stands as the ultimate AC game. It is the only one that actually delivered on the series promise. Crowds large enough for social stealth to be believable. Fun, fluid, pretty parkour. Enemies that were difficult enough you were forced to be stealthy. A massive,…

Origins and Odyssey are amazing RPGs, but bad Assassin’s Creed games. The first time I perched on top of a base and studied the enemy patrols for my ideal take-down route, and dropped down on the first guy.....only to have him take like half damage or whatever, and alert the entire base, I knew this was no longer…

Now that I think about, that would have been a better ending to IT Part 2.

They have “no place” in the Republican Party for the same reason I have “no place” in my house for new kitchen gadgets; all the available space is full of the shit I already have.