Also, the original tweeter is wrong. You couldn’t take a Denny’s hostage like that, they wouldn’t even let you in.

Natalie, Emily, Martie. N-Em-Ma.

A lab is actually a better example of a himbo anyway. Labs are perpetual puppies and puppies are what I call dumb hot guys that are fun to flirt with. 

I totally agree. These days if I want to experience a world ravaged by disease, turmoil, unspeakable violence, and the worst of human nature, I’ll go to Costco on a Saturday. Those feelings are about the last thing I’m looking for in gaming anytime soon, especially if the story’s themes are as rote and basic as they…

WHOA!

I think origins was probably the worst AC game. It ditched all the gameplay mechanics that made AC unique in order to transform the series into a shallow, generic action rpg. At least odyssey was a GOOD generic action rpg. 

 Not the best AC

Billy Mitchell is the Donald Trump of video gaming.

I heartily disagree. Unity had a rough launch but it still stands as the ultimate AC game. It is the only one that actually delivered on the series promise. Crowds large enough for social stealth to be believable. Fun, fluid, pretty parkour. Enemies that were difficult enough you were forced to be stealthy. A massive,…

Origins and Odyssey are amazing RPGs, but bad Assassin’s Creed games. The first time I perched on top of a base and studied the enemy patrols for my ideal take-down route, and dropped down on the first guy.....only to have him take like half damage or whatever, and alert the entire base, I knew this was no longer…

Now that I think about, that would have been a better ending to IT Part 2.

They have “no place” in the Republican Party for the same reason I have “no place” in my house for new kitchen gadgets; all the available space is full of the shit I already have.

Thanks! That was a good interview!

This is for anyone that is angrier about not being able to play a video game for 2 hours than they are about what is and has been going on in this country. That’s 2 hours they could use to stop and reflect and ask themselves that very question. 

As a veteran of the Mesopotamian Unpleasantness, I find the rehabilitation of “Dubya” and his “heckuva job” administration more than a bit disconcerting. He literally started a land war in Asia to look strong in front of the rubes when his double-digit IQ Intel services (the folks who thought Gitmo and Abu Ghraib were…

Go fuck yourself.

But he’s doing worse than another candidate, so maybe it really is about the candidates. Whatever you might think about people who aren’t sold on voting for Biden yet (a group of people I generally cannot comprehend), their votes count. So it really is Biden’s responsibility to try to win them over.  He needs to win…

Real Tim Kaine energy there with Klobuchar, although in Biden’s case I think he actually did pick her probably because he thought she’d “help in the Midwest” or some such nonsense.

The problem with the sequels is that they never really managed (or even attempted) the same tonal balancing act of the first series/film. In between the preening and impressions, there was a genuine strain of melancholy, as well as a look at contemporary Britain going on in the margins that rather contrasted with…

Both of his crusty ends could harmonize together as they do already t b h