yeah, i feel that. especially the subset (i hope its a subset, anyway) that goes to those movies to see their ideal vision of masculinity. it’s a real bummer, imo, because problematic leads can make such great movies but the anti-hero worshipping bullshit that goes with all that is inexcusable 

oh absolutely! i just thought that your mention of Oswalt’s bit in this context was a funny coincidence.

Not that one movie (or even one director/editor pair) detracts from your point but the big bad too long movie in this article (the Irishman) is edited by Thelma Schoonmaker, Scorsese’s tough-as-nails longtime editor.

or in the case of marcia lucas made an actual film out of a couple hours of incomprehensible nonsense

lol all men, I’m sure

The real highs are the stakes we made along the way.

If seven-year-old me could live through this trailer, kids today can withstand a goddamn It poster.

Nice try Texas. But the Florida Whataburger had a muskrat.

I have a photocopied advanced engineering degree. I can code the living fuck out of a signal analysis AI scheme and use fuzzy Dunlop logic to determine whether the dogs are too loud for human health. Bidding starts at $40,000, the project will take 8 months, conclusions are guaranteed to agree with whoever's paid me 

If contry matters are good enough for Shakespeare, they're good enough for me.

I think this dark and gritty reboot of Hamburger Helper is gonna do just fine.

I do really like how the mask’s mouth opens right at the end, as if to scream in agony.

So, did A&W try a promotion with 1/5th pounders?

I’d pay $70 ($80 might be stretching it right now) for games if that was the standard cost and included all DLC for free and had no microtransactions - you know, how games used to be. I would think charging $70 for everyone would more than make up for charging $60 + the percentage of players who buy the DLC.

In any event, both movies suck balls as movies, so we’re suckers either way.

Music festivals we go to in western Canada either offer basic stuff like burgers, smokies on a bun, fries, poutine, and the godawful “taco in a bag” (tear open a bag of Doritos, dump in some canned chili and nacho “cheese”), or really outstanding food: Thai green curry chicken, pad thai, mango sticky rice; Jamaican bee…

Ah, so we’ve reached the “I have a black friend, and here’s what he has to say” stage of the game.

There was a competition that featured mayo as one of the foods they ate. /shudder

Has anyone watched Hard Candy more than once?

I don’t like this. I was hoping they were working on a New Zelda game, not a sequel.

If they are going to do a sequel to BOTW, can they please, please make it play more like Zelda. Better dungeons, more enemy variety, actual items to equip and get rid of the terrible weapon system.

My heart was broken with that…