Unity was absolutely fine once it was patched. Origins was such an overlong slog that I quit what used to be one of my favorite video game franchises.

I bet the truth is somewhere in the middle. I imagine the events of the final two seasons hearken close to the bullet points that GRRM provided, but it looks and sounds incredibly stupid when you just rush through those bullet points without fleshing them out. And that’s absolutely why it’s taking so long to write the…

It took me a while to get over how aggressively the picture in my head of Sandman is Alan Rickman from sometime around 1980. I think Sturridge’s performance is quite good, but he just looks so young and smooth it’s hard to feel like he’s “Endless.” It’s not an easy role. I can’t really think of what he could do…

I’ve said if before, and all the latest news (including the renaming of Pennyworth) only reinforces it: by the time this comes out, it’s going to be called Batman: Flashpoint. Keaton will do all the publicity, and by that point Miller will either be getting the help they need, or they won’t, and Keaton’s going to do an…

And it sounds like they really had to twist Franco’s arm to agree to be in it. If even James Franco has the self-awareness to hesitate on something, it’s almost certainly a terrible idea.

I’m just glad to see any MCU project at all pit a hero against anything other than a larger, less colorful version of themselves with a similar power set, and a cold, tragic willingness to do “what is necessary.”

I was hoping for an incredibly assertive and foul-mouthed take on John Arbuckle.

As much as I’m tired of most Marvel end villains just being a bigger, less saturated version of the hero, I wouldn’t hate it if the middle of this series involved She-Hulk having to fight Hulk after the villains do some weird thing to make him lose control, and then the last episode or two is her defending him in…

Ahh, Chris Carter. Nobody writes X-Files fan fic as poorly as he does.

What are the odds that the trailer showed 55% of Christopher Lloyd’s total screen time?

I feel like April Fools Day has turned into a sort of beta test for trolling products. “Hey, look! We’ve added this disgusting thing to our menu! April Fools! ...unless enough of you click on the button suggesting you’re interested in buying in—then it’ll be on the menu in every restaurant by June, and we were totally …

I tried to imagine how it could be worse, so I decided it’s like a one-piece swimsuit on the bottom.

I wasn’t a fan of the coma seasons, but I think they were onto something. It was just really tiring watching them shoehorn the exact same characters and recycle the same jokes into different settings. However, if they wrapped Archer up, then had the exact same creative team (voice cast and all) start a brand new IP…

I imagine they’re going to have to time jump to 1989, given the aging of the actors. I hope that gives Ted an opportunity to actually come face-to-face with something undeniably supernatural and deadpan something like, “Reagan never would have let this happen.”

<reads post on Musk, Johnson, then this> Is today secret child awareness day or something?

It’s free press, sadly. By next summer Ezra’s either done some serious work and reflection and gets headlines about their apology press tour, or they keep them as far away from the promotional tour as possible, rename it “Batman: Flashpoint” and let Michael Keaton handle the talk show circuit giving an Oscar-worthy…

I thought that was actually sort of meant to be the reference? Like, the aesthetic will be all neon unicorn glam goth. And now I’m kicking myself, because I once referred to someone’s style as “Lisa Frankenstein” and thought that could be a pretty fun title for something, and now someone beat me to the punch.

50 Shades of Sharks? Why is anyone still putting “50 Shades of” in front of anything, let alone a shark documentary on Disney Plus?

Ah, Sleepy Hollow: where the protagonist seems to forget that he has an eidetic memory in the seasons that they...didn’t make. Granted, there was still some good stuff with John Noble in those nonexistent seasons. My friend and I lost quite a few brain cells to the game, “take a drink every time they try to shoot a…