I bet the truth is somewhere in the middle. I imagine the events of the final two seasons hearken close to the bullet points that GRRM provided, but it looks and sounds incredibly stupid when you just rush through those bullet points without fleshing them out. And that’s absolutely why it’s taking so long to write the…

And it sounds like they really had to twist Franco’s arm to agree to be in it. If even James Franco has the self-awareness to hesitate on something, it’s almost certainly a terrible idea.

What are the odds that the trailer showed 55% of Christopher Lloyd’s total screen time?

I feel like April Fools Day has turned into a sort of beta test for trolling products. “Hey, look! We’ve added this disgusting thing to our menu! April Fools! ...unless enough of you click on the button suggesting you’re interested in buying in—then it’ll be on the menu in every restaurant by June, and we were totally …

I wasn’t a fan of the coma seasons, but I think they were onto something. It was just really tiring watching them shoehorn the exact same characters and recycle the same jokes into different settings. However, if they wrapped Archer up, then had the exact same creative team (voice cast and all) start a brand new IP…

I imagine they’re going to have to time jump to 1989, given the aging of the actors. I hope that gives Ted an opportunity to actually come face-to-face with something undeniably supernatural and deadpan something like, “Reagan never would have let this happen.”

<reads post on Musk, Johnson, then this> Is today secret child awareness day or something?

It’s free press, sadly. By next summer Ezra’s either done some serious work and reflection and gets headlines about their apology press tour, or they keep them as far away from the promotional tour as possible, rename it “Batman: Flashpoint” and let Michael Keaton handle the talk show circuit giving an Oscar-worthy…

50 Shades of Sharks? Why is anyone still putting “50 Shades of” in front of anything, let alone a shark documentary on Disney Plus?

You raise an interesting point. Release the paternity tests, Ted.

Sounds like we need a heel-type performer named Bryan SLAYton.

Which is still faint praise for what I’ve been calling “the most important movie ever made.”

I do a lot of my cooking in those food grade silicone containers with lids. Can store leftovers right in them, and reheat most anything in the toaster oven in 5-10 minutes.

Ugh. I was on set the days that Ron Jeremy filmed his cameo for Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead. You don’t actually work with Ron Jeremy; he just shows up and acts like a weirdo. I watched him use his hand to scrape a row of frosting off a sheet cake, then rub it onto a slice of bread to make a...frosting…

This trailer for Euphoria season 3 looks like a major shift in tone.

Rosie’s words and actions must be so embarrassing for her son, Chris O’Donnell.

And you’re even stronger than me. Last I played was World at War. On the Wii.

For the last several years the simulation we live in has been the experiment group for a scientific study on how much we’re willing to tolerate so long as the TV is really good.

I recall a Jalopnik deep dive on the potential anato-mechanics of the Cars in the Pixar franchise. I can’t tell if the hypothetical way Kirby is operating the vehicle is more or less grim.