I think we’re massively misreading it. Venom as the third playable character.

Did anyone (including Grimes) ever think that Musk would be a present and attentive father and husband? I imagine he can be quite fascinating in small doses, provided you aren’t his employee. Appearing like you’re broken up with Elon Musk is probably the best case scenario for being married to Elon Musk. He gets to…

Yeah, I understand the criticisms against the games, both thematic and gameplay-wise, but Heavy Rain was a flawed classic. Me and a buddy from work would trade stories about how our games were going. He’d say he cried in the rain in the backyard while his kid ate a frozen pizza. I’d lie and say that the first son…

I vividly recall seeing the Act of Killing at an Alamo Drafthouse, making it all the way back to my car, realizing I was too shaken to drive, walked back into the bar, ordered a drink. Bartender asks me how I’m doing. I reply, “I just saw The Act of Killing.” She replies, “Oh. You’re not the first to come straight here…

Only 20? It feels like 20 years ago I was popping into the Best Buy between my apartment and college campus on a near-daily basis looking for a Wii while ignoring a massive stack of PS3s.

Of all the songs that could have gotten a nomination, I’m still scratching my head that they went with “Comedy.” “Welcome to the Internet” is my favorite, but I get that it probably isn’t well-rounded enough for an award. But...really? Comedy?

I love how it’s meant to be intimidating that he’s significantly taller than Kratos. Just about every boss Kratos has ever fought, their nipples are above his head. Hell, for some bosses Kratos is about the size of one of their nipples.

I guess I’m thinking more at the baseline, “Kratos finally learned to not want to kill a particular person. Guess he’s going to have to kill them.”

I’ve been saying since I finished the previous one: age “the boy” up for the sequels, and do a Star Wars prequel thing, with Atreus as Anakin and Kratos as Daddy Wan Kenobi. Maybe even flip gameplay in the third one so you play as Atreus instead of Kratos, with the mission to kill your dad, lest he stop you from…

My order used to be simple. “Large iced coffee.” Thanks to the absurdity of every other order, I now have to specify, “Large iced coffee—venti, not the treinta—black, no sweetener, no cream, no straw.” If I don’t say that bizarre 14-word incantation, I will not receive a large iced coffee.

Tom Cruise’s ego wouldn’t allow someone who doesn’t need 9 months of training to get their nuts blasted, which is why he would be the perfect villain both on-screen and off.

Now I’m wondering if anyone’s considered putting Knoxville in a Mission Impossible movie.

Taking a cow to a McDonald’s is about as dark as a family reunion can get.

Yeah, it sure does look like there’s a nice little spot left for him on the bottom left of the end graphic to balance out the space April just took up...

I just don’t understand how Daisy Ridley’s agent can get her Star Wars and THIS.

For me, Casual is one of Hulu’s best hidden gems. It really jumped around between Flippant and profound.

Hoping for a “Not Penny’s Boat” version.

Yeah, I’m sure they have a ludicrous amount of data and focus groups and engagement metrics that makes the choice obvious to a board room, but it’s a head-scratcher to common sense. The problem with making safe data-driven approaches like this is that you’re—by definition—comparing to the status quo instead of making…

That’s what my brain did to the headline. To be fair, this seems equally plausible.