I honestly think this is the only representation of a Jewish family I’ve seen and been like, YES! Not everyone is complaining about shit all the time (I personally can’t watch curb because it’s so grating to me), but rather there’s a very human selfishness that isn’t contributed to them being Jewish. So so many scenes…

Worst of all? This was the text:

Oh, man. Sephora employee here. Let me just tell you, I have so many people who tell their friends that things work/don’t work because it didn’t work for them - while true of some products, MOST skincare is like a prescription. Your mileage may vary.

Very on point, thanks! I am so over this chill bullshit. If you like someone make plans with them. If you like someone tell them. I don’t want a goddamn pen pal, I want someone to eat, drink and be merry with.

OK, is anyone else having flashbacks to when whatshername rewrote Twilight from Edward’s perspective and then the manuscript leaked and she refused to publish it after all?

The biggest problem that I’ve had with Law and Order is it has never used Ice T and Richard Belzer enough. They’re just a lot more fun to watch than the leads.

Eddie Izzard all the way! He’s my ideal dinner companion.

The people who love it all identify with district 12... they don’t realize that they are actually residents of the Capitol.

I totally suck at petit pointe, mending, knitting for our poor soldiers overseas, playing the harpsichord, flirting from behind a fan, organizing my dance card and making blanc mange. Ladying, why so hard?

Vigilante Bachelorettes would be an awesome band name. Clearly they are already an awesome group of superheroes.

I spent last night getting drunk and watching old episodes of Graham Norton and could not deal with the on-going joke about she and Jonah Hill getting married. So good. She pulls off unrelenting class with more humility and practiced compassion than any of them other Dames.

honest, this is still one of my favourite things. She just always looks on-point.

Complete truth; no fibonacci here.

I've always had curly hair but only recently (in like the past two to three years) learned how to deal with it.

"You know Tina, the Devil takes your soul every time you orgasm? That is why your mother is still a pure woman today!" (I'm just guessing based on the image, I have to wait until I am done with work to be sure.)

The best-ever British teen show?

I pick at my scalp. I find it so enjoyable for some bizzare reason that I can't put into words. The only thing that scares me straight is stories of people going bald from it. But it's so satisfying to pick until there are scabs and then to pick at the scabs themselves!

It exists. It's called Bumble. It sucks because there aren't enough people on it.

but...the name is from the Scott Westerfeld book series, Uglies, Pretties, Specials. Right? They even talk about launching one ship... credit to the author would be a good idea!