I have to do this, Riley.

Yamauchi's passion and determination brings tears to my eyes...

I have a mouthful of water now. God, all that good greasy stuff in one place. And I'm so hungry...

Oh Lord, this is amazing! Finally, something I could call an Odin Sphere re imagining, complete with amazing updated art. Superb indeed!

Must be glaDOS' long lost cousin in the video. Found in the remains of Aperture Science Laboratories, taken to this room, powered up only to troll mankind.

This is the greatest thing I've seen all day! Amazing work, Enra!

I never forgot about Chinatown Wars. Speak for yourself, good sir. What people have forgotten about is the brilliant Grand Theft Auto 1 and GTA London, which I play to this day once in a blue moon.

I find her so beautiful in a very non sexual way...it's amazing.

Get'em started with the classics, like Mario, Donkey Kong and Zelda.

Honestly, I have no idea where ANYTHING went. This redesign is a circus of nightmares.

I am so sorry for the off-topic, I love Dragon Quest and everything, but for the love of God, the redesign is killing Kotaku! If I scroll all the way down to the stories written 3 days ago, by clicking "More Stories", I can't scroll back up to the latest stories. This sucks.

That's exactly what they are called, thank you for reminding me...I haven't dealt with aquarium fish in over a decade.

Sorry for the delayed answer, they are indeed cichlids or something like that, I have completely forgotten their latin name. Jamie Ringo is right!

I was baffled when I saw my school of raptor fish picking up the small rocks on the bottom of the aquarium and creating some sort of arena in which they battled for the alpha male title. I was 14 at the time and I thought it was the most amazing thing ever. Good to know there are small fish smarter than that.

Ha!

Oh, sweet Lord, I said it before and I'll say it again, she is cute beyond comprehension. The bitter side of me dies down when I stare at her.

This is the best thing I've seen all year! Holy dragons with jetpacks, Batman, I can't wait to pick this up!

"apartment buildings are look, just look at"

How about trading a ring with powerful stats to your girlfriend in any given MMO? Would that work if she's a nerd?

This is UTOPIA compared to the Black Friday Walmart sales.