*takes off loop earrings*

Cute kid. :)

She can ride my kamen anytime. I mean it.

Jenny, my love, thou hast returneth to me...

The Kotaku fish returned as a dickhead, only with a bigger tail.

What the FUCK have you done to Syndicate, Electronic Arts ?

Ugh...God damn it Kotaku, now I have to buy a Wii all over again.

Ok Sony, so...would you rather eat a wiggling Ɛ=3 or...deal with your insurance ?

All abooooooard !

What's a man without a woman....? What's a woman...without a man...?

"Most erotic cospalyers do not make any BONES about what they do in much the same way that many models for men's magazines do not either. They're honest."

Stroke me a wiener, I'll come back for dinner!

Just watch EA or whoever holds the licence nowadays turn it into a linear FPS experience and ruin it for the fans. *digs up the bubble-wrapped Mega Drive copy with tears in his eyes*

Ah...it's been ages since I played it. You're right.

Any news on DLC ?

Doesn't it look "sorta" like the train in Syberia, the adventure game ?

I'll suffer through countless seizures for a Persona fighting game that has Chie in it. Come to papa.

Yeah, well...this post is entirely off-topic aswell. (Sorry, Kotaku readers!)

Is that a GOAL! 3 avatar you own there ?