Fucking most worthy!

They are not jamokes. They are weenies ( no offense to Dean and Gene ).

No Deafheaven? Fuck you.

Clearly, we are seeing a divergence of the human species.

Eating Donald Trump : Worst case of e-coli ever.

‘When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro’ - Hunter S. Thompson.

Not a silver lining. That’s a win.

Being a Lions fan is like being continuously kicked in the nuts.

Bourdain is a prick. He is also entertaining and informative. He gets a pass.

I clicked on this ready to go blast based on the smoldering headline... and then you had to back it up with facts. Shit.

No amount of money will ever wash the crazy out of San Francisco.