and I beat meat to it

🎶It’s like WOW, it’s like right right now, it’s like WOW... It’s your life, you gotta try to get it right🎶

Jumping off the Op Ivy tip, Rancid was so great until they sucked. This 7" was the tits. Too bad the album version of the song was cleaned up until it lost all soul.

Candy Everbody Wants

“I Don’t Know What Happened to the Kids Today” -Labi Siffre. Great song.

PETE ROSE: “First Deadspin says I can eat shit, now they say I don’t eat shit? Wow! What’re the odds of them putting out another column about how I do eat shit by Friday?”

“Tell me more about all this shit that’s being eaten, and where a fellow can get some shit to eat himself?” — Scarabaeus viettei

Pete Rose is the Mercury Morris of baseball - an aging, desperate, talking head the networks can roll out on slow news days to talk nonsense about how today’s game is soft compared to the old timers or some such irrelevant garbage.

“Pete Rose can eat shit.”

Patrick: now is the perfect time to unleash that “Actually, Dan Snyder is Very Good” take you’ve been sitting on for years.

Counterpoint: Anybody who says “Anybody who says ‘Pete Rose can eat shit’ can eat shit” can eat shit.

“Pete Rose Can Eat Shit”

Damnit.

Well he knew he’d never be as good a wicket keeper as MJ. Had so much natural talent but just didn’t have It, you know?

Seems more likely than super bowl champions.

I can’t believe they won it on penalty kicks too! If Lebron had shown up to play then the Browns would have won it, but he looked like he gave up after the second overtime.

This is so wrong. Don't they know that Tyler Ennis shot the puck wide right?

What you feel right now, is how an Oppo feels when their story gets shared to the front page.