Deadspin writers simply don't know the difference between a new player and a veteran they simply haven't heard of before, because they just don't care

George Brett was on the edge of his seat - and he wasn’t even watching the game!

There has to be some good Hawk Harrelson audio out there!?! Looking for the replay so I can listen to him cry!

Does this mean I can no longer turn to Geraldo for sports news? He was always my go-to guy.

No one cares about her.

I haven't lost four wives, I've gained five!

Alex Carpenter DWI arrest coming in 3....2....1.....

And no American cares.

That’s nice, dear.

Thus finally settling the debate,which nation has more well hung women

jezspin ended 3 days ago

He’s right. Cam Newton is totally blameless for Carolina’s loss.

This was even more hilarious because my bookie promised me Explosions In My Kneecaps by coincidence if North Carolina didn't win by 2.5. I highly recommend local law enforcement syncing the two.

Geraldo is simply trying to teach us all a valuable lesson. We need to quit blaming others who have nothing to do with our failures. We need to come together and celebrate that which makes us great. Such a beautiful, powerful message. Thank you Geraldo.

What an astounding three-point swoosh to win the sports game!

#GeraldoRivera didn’t lose the contents of #AlCaponesVault

So proud of Villanueva tonight.

You mean the channel that was completely dedicated to UNC?

Suggestions of alternatives?

I will admit to often being confused as to why Deutsche Bank is playing United Arab Emirates airlines during soccer games.