Weird, opposite thing happened to me. I violently dumped my bag into the car, but I never wanted it back.

-Johnny Manziel

That’s the pose my girlfriend and I make right before we are about to go on to the dance floor at a wedding and embarrass ourselves.

Can anyone verify Ray Lewis’s whereabouts at the time?

I laughed at both comments. Good work, everyone

“Some irrelevant reference to all white people being racist”

I don’t think you can pantomime stabbing someone with your elbow, but then again Deandre isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Punching vs Stabbing: A Closer Look

Et tu, Moute?

Paul, pierced.

I’ll take Completely Missing the Point and Purpose of Satire for $1,000, Alex.

Man, that looked intentual. Lebron threw a bullet two handed over his head INTENTIONALLY into his nuts, watch lbj’s head he isn’t looking for teammate . Russel must of berm running his gums again and pissed off the king, also nobody came to Russell , everyone on court was like “you are on your own “

That’s what I kept saying, but my boss wasn’t buying it.

@32 seconds, right before LeBron fires the killshot — Mozgov is definitely calling for this to happen. Looks like a set play to me.

Cock blocked.

Stripclub going in Portland is a job requirement.

Usually Lincoln’s the progressive and Jefferson’s the racist...

Geez, this last season of Portlandia is taking a dark turn...

Hello/It’s me/I was wondering if you’d like a flashlight so you could finally see/All these black men