A-Fucking-Men..... you know the guy.....suffers from a severe case of elephant nuts.....involuntarily reaches for his sack every few seconds and speaks of his love of 3rd world countries because of the housekeeping/blowjob bargains.

And wants to stand there talking to you without so much as reaching for a towel

But they’re both too old for this shit.

Crony capitalism on the Left (all those green energy companies now bankrupt that the President pushed) or Right (these stadium deals) always ends up screwing taxpayers in the end.

Ah, Vegas - where the city's mentality will mesh perfectly with the NFL's

It’s called greed and hypocrisy. Socialism for me, rugged individualism for thee. They sell it to rubes like you by convincing you that Those People are getting all the money as they pick your pockets.

If you want to host a Superbowl 5 years from this Sunday you need to get started ASAP. Superbowl LV ain’t gonna be held anywhere else. And if that requires the complete buttrape of Las Vegas to pull off hosting a football game, then that’s what’s going to happen.

Local politicians push financing deals through because they know they won’t be around when it comes time to pay the piper.

Working title: Die Soon

Sheldon Adelson/Donald Sterling buddy cop movie.

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“He chose...poorly.”

Kind of off topic but why is it that every time I venture to the gym I’m greeted in the locker room by some guy that looks exactly like Sheldon as he’s standing at the locker next to mine.....100% nude and more often than not bending over in some form or fashion?

I think you’re onto something. I look forward to watching NOT THE CUP OF A CARPENTER: THE SHELDON ADELSON STORY on Netflix some day.

Holy Hell. More like Meltin’ Adelson.

“So I says to him, I say ‘Larry, that is the worst corned beef sandwich I ever had. Period. Its balls.’ So then he’s got the marbles to try and charge me for the whole plate so I says to him, I say ‘Im payin’ for the chips and the pickle and the rest of it you can screw’. I never should have put a Subway in the…

Iowa caucuses just concluded and the Zika virus is running wild.

It never ceases to amaze me how these anti-government conservatives are the first ones in line trying to get the same government to subsidize their business endeavors with millions (or in this case hundreds of millions) of dollars of public funds.

Pictured: The unveiling of Madame Tussauds Sheldon Adelson at Fisherman’s Wharf in SF

I knew I shouldn’t have stapled all of that haunted bologna to that Bible and taught it how to speak. I am sorry everyone.