It’s part of the code of the schoolyard, Marge! The rules that teach a boy how to be a man! Let’s see; don’t tattle, always make fun of those different from you, never say anything unless you’re sure everyone feel exactly the same way you do, coin flips have to actually flip.

Rex Ryan: “What do you think?”

Blakeman: *tosses coin*
McNabb: *tosses cookies*

Why don’t they use a coin with each team’s logo on it? Of if they're unwilling to make a few hundred coins each year, they can just say home and away. It's so silly.

Isn’t “Doug Pederson” the name Cameron used when he prank calls Principal Rooney in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off?

Then how do we explain Dustin Diamond’s shirt?

If you need a whole blunt to get high, you may need to cut back. I take a small hit from a pipe and I’m good; that’s what keeps it fun.

I hear spice can be incredibly addictive, but it is huge in the galactic trade market.

Minimal punctuation; he’s like Ernest Hemingway. After he shot himself in the head.

[takes massive, extended rip of synthetic weed off of hyperbolically giant bong that stands two stories tall and starts typing feverishly]: “I know a lot about that stuff they call it “k2" now a days younger people are starting to roll it up like weed and smoke it the reason is because its cheaper than regular weed a…

I think there were only 3 periods for the whole thing. It’s like a 12 yr old wrote it. Or the typical high school grad.

At least he put the name of the brand in quotes...

Here’s the rap song version of this PSA.

Not a single comma. That put holes in my brain.

Does it remove the part of your brain that uses commas?

Lucky guy, he can finally stop living in Reid’s shadow.

Oh No!

It is amazing in 2016 with every nomination announcement people still react the same. The only thing worse that industry awards is the flood of social media from people “hate watching/tweeting/blogging” them. I stopped caring about these things over a decade ago and don’t watch them. I have no idea why a half dozen…