“Tell Kate that when she comes we will drink tequila and dance.”

“Shiite!”

Stan Kroenke’s rug and Christian Bale’s combover from American Hustle need to get together and go bowling.

Fun Fact:

Greatest turf on show.

And yet, his hair is arguably less absurd than that of Mark Davis, a man who should be wearing a helicopter beanie.

Maybe Kroenke is an Inspector Clouseau cosplay enthusiast who lost his hat?

it’s still less stupid than the thing on jeff fisher’s face.

No he’s in St. Louis, not Cincinnati.

How does this effect UFC Marchman?

Just fyi, Deadspin’s official editorial policy is that the Chargers holding an option on moving to LA is the same as them having done so; they can eat shit until they decline the option, and for that matter if they do they can eat shit for having lorded it over their fans in the meantime.

I don't see how Adrian Peterson isn't the whipping boy here.

broadcasters and writers crediting Walsh for answering questions when he could have understandably moped home without a word

According to Drew, no, he is not alive:

Check his twitter, he’s alive, but not doing well. He even predicted the Adrian Peterson fumble

Hopefully he got to enjoy the Packers win.

Last I know, he was sitting on some stairs for a while.