They didn't even call him a cunt!

Rest in peace, David Bowie. You were a gift from god.

“Things like this”

Ever been to Enumclaw or Sultan?

He’s not talking about Paul Allen, the owner of the Seahawks, who couldn’t care less about the Vikings getting knocked out of the playoffs by Arizona or Vikings QB Brett Favre throwing an INT against the Saints. He’s talking about Paul Allen, the ostensibly-professional broadcaster who calls Vikings games.

Never been to the state at all. I’m from the south. We were racist before Trump made it cool.

Crazy indeed. Might I suggest this Allman Bros. tune. Although Sean may need more than One Way Out if the stories are true, and he led the Mexican Marines, who knew, to El Chapo’s hideout. No wishing him ill, just maybe consider the witless protection program or something.

You, sir, have never been 20 minutes outside of downtown Seattle in any direction.

Yes. The hipsters don’t even go to Seahawks games, and most don’t follow the team. But Everett, Kent, and Federal Way love the Seahawks. I’d not call ‘em white trash, but they’re as far as you’re gonna get from hipsters.

If you’re going to shop for lobsters, may I suggest Rock Lobsters - the B-52s.

Yes. Lots.

At his age, Trump should know a lot about “going soft.”

Shina williams and his African percussionists. Agbogu logun. An awesome deep cut from Lagos (if I had to guess) early 70s. It’s a groove.

Really crazy story about Sean Penn meeting with El Chapo.

Bought my Powerball ticket

The best part of the game was 88 year old Bud Grant walking on the field in the pre game wearing a short sleeved polo and making every single person in the stadium look like a bunch of nancys.

I’m pretty sure both announcers screamed ‘are you kidding me?!’ at the exact same time.

Radio announcers appear to be very vigilant about being kidded.