There was an extended delay while they waited for someone to get the batshit off the floor, but eventually Kevin Garnett headed to the bench.

Nothing tops Manu Ginobili’s karate chop.

Better Geno Atkins come in your face than Pacman Jones shoot all over your back.

Lemmy died, so nothing else matters

Yeah, he should have said jizzing. Coming has two meanings.

Maybe if you had experienced Geno Atkins cumming in you face you would feel differently. Christ man, don’t be so closed-minded.

Now all they need to do is shed $200M in salary.

If you’ll excuse me, I need to convince the owners of the Reds to pay off my college loans in exchange for these priceless magic beans.

Flamethrowers do sound more interesting than fire pits: http://deadspin.com/the-yankees-wa…

Just find Derek Jeter, you can eat his ass, get a gift basket and have him protect you

as a woman, I now have to admit that I am truly scared of their bullpen. #AroldisChapman

I’ve been railing against the performance enhancing drug debate for years. What exactly defines what is and isn’t a performance enhancing drug. For instance creatine and steroids are used for generally the same purpose. Who decided where the line was drawn and why? Is it because steroids actually works and that is the…

Personal credo:

Just wait until he files a health insurance claim for the HGH with Papa John.

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