Oh come on. This headline is just chickbait.

It’s not enough that Kirk Cousins took RG3’s job, now he’s rubbing it in by taking bad knees as well?

We’ll just let Tommy speak for himself.

Dude. You are NOT doing Lasorda justice here. This is a rant that deserves much better than to be partially quoted. In response to being asked whether he’d instructed Niedenfuer throw at Bevacqua:

I believe he also said “Uggla couldn’t hit the fucking ground if he fell off a fucking Hoverboard”.

About 15-20 seconds after he starts, I believe.

Surprised he could hit the ground.

Who is this man and why does he hate the British?

That’s some of the best hitting he’s done since 2010!

Pictured Uggla attempting to hit a breaking ball.

Hell, I would star this just for that fantastic pluralization.

Still not as much of a shitshow as his three error stint at second at the 2008 All-Star Game.

“I do declare Martha June Bobby Sue Petunia, that young rascal has offended my fine southern nature.” Colonel Seiver Tandy

Or milves with borderline personality disorder.

You should always add this disclaimer: Product shown does not actually hover.

Normally when Rick Pitino is telling people to get fucked, he's talking to high school seniors.

It’s such a shame to see a Lacrosse Name All-Star like Seiver Tandy go to waste like this.

If you’re gonna do the whole flipping the bird while scratching the head thing, you don’t stop scratching then lift your other hand and do it