In a world heading towards overpopulation and a foster care system bursting at the seams, this is just what we need!

I usually hate the term “humorless shrews” but honestly that’s what you’re dealing with. No wonder Jezebel gets a bad name sometimes...

You strike me as one too, actually.

So this will make conservative lawmakers declare war on Zika and send aid to countries affected by it, right? Right?

I’m cool with this. I’ve always wanted to go draft card burning.

Beloved TV show meant for kids, eh? Just like that episode where a guy in the freaky mime mask raped a girl?

Was “The Book Thief” a major letdown, or is that just me?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - I hope that one day someone loves me as much as Michael Shiavo must have loved Terri. Enough to stand up to deluded family members who seemed determined to stop at nothing, media harassment/outright demonization, threats from religious fanatics, etc, for what was right.

Well Babar is a colonial apologist to begin with, so...

Ha, I have ulcerative colitis and so did a bunch of other kids at my high school (a lot of Jewish people tend to have it) and we all had a free pass to use the nurse’s gender neutral bathroom at any time. There was often a line. I was too embarrassed to use it, honestly.

I’m asexual, do I need the D?

My mother did go see the movie Platoon when she was pregnant with me, she left halfway through the movie because the film was very disturbing to her and she was worried that would affect me somehow. But she’s always been very paranoid about movie/tv influences on her kids. Took me YEARS to be able to watch South Park.

There’s a scene on the CBS show Criminal Minds in which JJ, a pregnant FBI profiler, halts a conversation about a killer to put headphones over her pregnant belly. She tells the others she doesn’t want her child to hear the gory details of the conversation

Is that the best insult the Hillary campers can scrounge up? Yawn.

Much less of a chance of that happening on a non icy road, dear.

“Three sons screaming they want their Chinese food”

Here’s hoping you get run over by a delivery car.

Good on Cher...but that grammar, man...

Why yes it is.