Ha, I have ulcerative colitis and so did a bunch of other kids at my high school (a lot of Jewish people tend to have it) and we all had a free pass to use the nurse’s gender neutral bathroom at any time. There was often a line. I was too embarrassed to use it, honestly.

I’m asexual, do I need the D?

My mother did go see the movie Platoon when she was pregnant with me, she left halfway through the movie because the film was very disturbing to her and she was worried that would affect me somehow. But she’s always been very paranoid about movie/tv influences on her kids. Took me YEARS to be able to watch South Park.

There’s a scene on the CBS show Criminal Minds in which JJ, a pregnant FBI profiler, halts a conversation about a killer to put headphones over her pregnant belly. She tells the others she doesn’t want her child to hear the gory details of the conversation

Is that the best insult the Hillary campers can scrounge up? Yawn.

Much less of a chance of that happening on a non icy road, dear.

“Three sons screaming they want their Chinese food”

Here’s hoping you get run over by a delivery car.

Good on Cher...but that grammar, man...

Why yes it is.

Get to the train, Morty!!

Can I tell you you’re just being a whiny cunt?

Oh shut it. Its is idiotic to even try and label what he said as “transphobic.”You might as well call a Bill Cosby roofie jab “racist.” He went after Jenner because she is a rich white republican that got away with killing someone.

I think you pulled that out of your ass to try and insult Gervais.

Not really. No one remembers a damn joke they said, all they have is their shtick of “clever comedy women” that gets old real fast.

I’m sick to death of this site whining and bitching about Gervais. He was a hilarious host and pretty much the only person worth watching on the show.

What was the last war we won by doing pull ups?

Well the FBI should get involved. No one should waste bacon.

Get to the ER!!!