Actually yes, I could. I have a younger brother who was born disabled, he had parties where classmates were forced to attend, and you better believe kids forced to be somewhere they don’t want to be show it.

How does forcing party attendance teach any of those, exactly? Do the kids sit through a seminar before attending the party?

My parents suck for letting me make decisions and respecting my ability to think? LOL.

Forced playdates don’t tend to work out when your kids are 6.

Isn’t that special. You know what I had? A younger brother who was born disabled. Kids in his class were basically forced to attend his parties, and believe me, it was obvious in the way they acted while they were there. It sucked. That’s why I know pity parties backfire.

So a troll is someone that realizes pity parties don’t work? I’ll take that as a compliment then.

That’s really the best you can come up with? I almost feel sorry for you, obsessed with thinking that allowing kids to have some basic level of independence and choice rather than treating them like indentured servants = being a “snowflake.”

You really think forcing kids to go to a party will magically teach compassion and equality? Ha. I’d rather be a cunt than delusional.

Oh no, I wouldn’t want to steal either of your precious titles.

Teaching what? Forced pity?

They should have made their kids attend out of pity?

My parents respected me enough to let me consent as to who I wanted to get to know, rather than force it on me like assholish tyrants.

How’s anger management going?

Why is forcing kids to attend parties a good idea?

Is it really better to force kids to attend out of pity?

Really? They always give me an extra handful.

When other restaurants make amazing Dynamite Shrimp, I will.

Fuck no. You can't even taste six.

There are never enough pickles.

I see I hit a nerve :)