Empty (half) kegs. The full ones weigh almost 200 lbs, and are quite adept at shearing off the fingers (and toes!) of our delivery staff.

Hearth Vader

Like WOP, without papers. Brush up on your turn of the century racist slurs, you all wet, balled up, bag of baloney.

… the world would kaiser roll me. COME ON

First time I ever saw my name in entertainment media, and he was pecked to death by zombie crows. Excellent

Still to this day.

Forrest Gump

One of the best ever "lightbulb moments", remembering your bosses ghostly cockney slang.

Brazil man. I would have never know what a spanner was if not for Mr. Hoskins.

Always bummed when The Thing doesn't get a mention. But what can ya do? Thanks Keith David for scaring the shit outta a young me as Goliath.

"…Romney had first imagined Eastwood taking the stage in a dusty poncho, shooting Obama, then swinging Romney up into the saddle to ride together into the sunset, nothing but adventure and a no-longer-lonely desert ahead"