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“Jingle bells / Batman kills / Robin got filet’d / The Batmobile / Lost its wheel / And careened into the bay / killing untold hundreds of overworked fishermen hoping to make it in Gotham the city that never sleeps and hates everyone while the Cops are corrupt and everything is on fire and awful and gritty HAY.”

I’m a wizard, Barry.

If these are Transformers, that’s a baseball stadium. Only fair.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

You’re making a last of us joke, right? The character is Joel. Did your brain go to Ethan because of the Coen brothers? That’s kinda funny.  

Sure it looks like a dramatic transformation, but you have to remember that the lighting’s very different, and it’s probably sucking in for the “after” shot.

Geckos on the Moors

What’s Updog?

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

Maybe we can get a special edition of Doctor Strange with a Tibetan actor in the role of the Ancient One. It'd be faithful to the comics and I’m sure Beijing would love having one of their citizens featured so prominently in such a high profile film.

Aren’t most of those not visible from the southern hemisphere because of history? Am I really a Taurus if I can’t see those stars?

Katherine- please stop aiming a gun at Quetown to make him click your links, and return all the money he paid to read this.

When you think about it, it makes sense that it doesn’t work well on androids.

Seems like the Sinister line has produced another villain...

When Kirk seemingly dies, Spock’s mating madness lifts but he’s wracked with grief. (Spoiler: Kirk isn’t really dead.)

Lest we all forget!

I noted an error there: Sulu says “target that explosion and fire.” It was actually a fast fire, not an explosion.