[Taking notes]

She brought you into this world and she can take you out of it too!

Yo momma so fat that she could have survived a trans-pacific mass migration of prehistoric peoples across major Polynesian islands and then passed on her advantageous genes to her descendants, allowing them to further flourish and continue a culture that astonishingly navigated the open oceans without industrial…

Investors are confused!

pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease

I want a Night in the Lonesome October movie - Lovecraft meets the Universal monsters cycle narrated by Jack the Ripper’s dog.

That was... was... I’m so conflicted right now and it's all your fault.

Maybe they’re trying to appeal to the Chinese audience?

I really tried to read Thomas Covenant, but when the main character raped some teenager, I checked out. If I’m going to read a book about some evil person, they’ve at least got to have an interesting personality. Jaime Lannister of Game of Thrones, Takeshi Kovacs (not exactly evil, but certainly not a nice person) of A…

Oh, this is outstanding! Now, all we need are World of Tiers and Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever.

My favorite renaming.

this is rare and valuable footage of the Bay of Pig invasion.

I don’t know. It could get repetitive and tired in a trite kind of way. If only there was a word that could describe it. Tedious? Unimaginative? Not sure those words properly captures the emotion.

*removes own hat*

Louie, I hate to break it to you but: that’s a hat.

Well... yeah... it’s new tech. You expect him to smoke the combustion of dried plants like some sort of luddite?

That’s the first thing I thought of. In the books he smoked cigarettes that smelled like burning electronics. But vaping wasn’t a subculture at the time. This is a great update for his character. Totally fits.

Of course he would vape

When I first read the novel back in 2001, this was how I pictured the character: