He might not get traded.

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

I doubt it’s even child-sized. It’ll probably be a total ripoff like the damn mini football helmets that won’t even fit on my small cat.

Conor McGregor has expressed his intent to fight this child, even if it means going up two weight classes.

Way better headline than A Long-ish History of Lebron James Telling People, “I am a man. I am a husband and also a father to three children. Ergo, I cannot be a bitch, at least not in the non-literal sense that implies I am female. Of course, if you meant call me a ‘female dog,’ my very use of speech has given the lie…

This is why we can’t have ice things.

Candler Felts is not to be mistaken for Chandler Delts, my Tumblr dedicated to Matthew Perry’s shoulder.

Breeding the red car and blue car will create a purple car.

Can you breed and race the cars? If not, that’s a hard no from me.

The First Year of Child Development

The 30-inch Zyla

I know MST3K fans are hardcore, but this is a little out of hand.

Loria
I think they got your number.
I think they’re gonna win this,
while your team keeps going under.
But you really don’t remember?
Miami’s in the red.
Paninis with soggy bread.
Loria?

Stay awhile and listen...

My charater’s name is Deckard, so... ... ...

Listen, and understand! Preston Garvey is out there! He can’t be bargained with. He can’t be reasoned with. He doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And he absolutely will not stop, ever, until you help that settlement!

I would like some of the writers to work on the fix/update patch notes. I want a in world reason for why a character loses the textures to their skin and fall through the world when I enter an elevator.

What’s that? The weapon balance is off and the hitboxes are buggy?! FRANK GET ON THIS
*concept artist begins furiously sketching*