...No, I don;t like the Ratchet games at all. Why do you ask?

Jim Jones - The original one punch man.

Hmm, he is being very secretive about this injury. Very withdrawn. Very different. It’s like there are two sides of him. Like he has two faces...

Mine would have to be from Tales of Symphonia. It came out the week after my mom passed away (I was 12). I found that Lloyd was a very relatable protagonist due to the fact that his life pretty much changes in a day.

as someone whose entire life changed in a day, i kinda got that. and then two weeks later we road…

6 Dozen Moms In Lifeless Marriages That Aren’t Divorced Yet Because When You Make A Commitment To God You Keep It And Besides It’s Better For The Kids’ Sake

Donatas Motiejunas: failed physical.

Weird, my wife’s parents got engaged after only a few months of dating and have been happily married with three kids for at least 40 years now.

Awesome! Could use a new panty box.

Awesome! Could use a new panty box.

Can’t blame the Colonel wanting a side order of thighs.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

I can take or leave either one, so I guess confirmed in my case? I wonder if it varies inversely.

Anecdata: Nope. I like red velvet cake (though quality does vary widely), and do not like ranch.

After the first paragraph, lemme see what I can manage -

This is nothing. The New York Mets have been pretending to be a pro-style team for 53 years.

Enchantment?

True Story...

Me too. I said it out loud and was looking at it in many different ways. I kept trying to figure out what wine would be “mug-a-chino” and all I could think of is Malbec or Manachevitz.

I could probably submit one of these about myself. Many years ago when Subway sandwich shops were rocketing to the top of the national consciousness with the “Subway diet” I stopped in one day to eat with my family. I was a teenager and was waiting behind my family not really paying attention until I got up to the…

“HOW WAS THIS EVER PUBLISHED?”