Even male sports DUIs are more fun to watch.

She’s a dude.

This is a hot take.

That's a MAN, baby!

+69

That’s a woman in that picture?

Gawker Inc. rules state you are only permitted to crack jokes about:

He looks wasted

No, but I do think he does look like a chick.

That dude kinda looks like a chick.

Andrew Daisuke lecturing people about the quality of comments is irony at its finest.

Hope that dude gets his act together before he hurts someone.

That’s a man, baby.

Maybe if US Soccer had paid her more over the years, she could’ve afforded an Uber

I thought she looked kind of like Channing Tatum prepping for Magic Mike 3.

Yes because if there is one place where dumb satirical comments aren't welcome, it's here.

Damn. That dude looks drunk.

One by one we are finding out the women's soccer team is full of awful human beings. This makes me even happier that they get paid less than the men.

NERD!