“go shit in a hat” brb, stealing that for use in every conversation I have this weekend...

Help me out here—is Weiss a “troll” or a “Becky”?

also fitting :)

Yeah the “big cities” or “college towns” are blue (Madison, Milwaukee, Eau Claire, etc.) but everything else is REALLY red.

I like your dad, he sounds nice :)

I hope this too but I can tell you in the midwest (where I live) there is an overabundance of young, typically white people who are happy to carry the mantle of “conservatism”. You’d think they’d form their own opinions when they move out of ma and pa’s house but unfortunately no. There are far more poor, dumb, white…

“playing a roll role” ftfy dumb dick. The “something going on” is girls not being invited to the boys table for the past few thousand years.

If no one needs healing I’m taking out my pistol and wrecking some bitches. I’d damage boost but too many times the DPS aren’t hitting shots so I’m not getting any ult charge from damage boosting them anyway.

Ah yes, I remember last season I was flexing as a healer because none of the dipshits on my team wanted to switch and had a genji scream at me to “stop sucking my boyfriend’s dick and start fucking healing him” (flanking on the other side of the map, of course. Ahhhhhh so fun /s

“Straps for shirts must be three fingers wide for males and females, and bra straps must be covered.” 14-year-old me would just not wear a bra then. Petty? Yes. Super petty? You haven’t even seen super petty yet.

Borderlands 3 would make me the happiest girl in the history of girls

Obsidian Mind or gtfo :)

That’s the best tweet I’ve seen this year

Did I completely glaze over—have they actually CONFIRMED they will be dedicated servers? The PTP in Destiny 1 meant PvP was often unplayable. And yes, I know PC pretty much *has to be* dedicated servers but...

THAT IS AMAZING

...wtf am I watching

...whaaaaaaaaaaat?