Carson Palmer's little brother. They were both on the Bengals at the same time a few years ago.

He doesn't have to; the state legislature has done it for him. They've passed a law prohibiting student athletes from unionizing.

I can't imagine what kind of an insufferable cunt you have to be to have everyone hate you after going to the NFC Championship Game three straight years with a Super Bowl appearance.

If I remember correctly, this was part of a strategy to help with his criminal proceedings to show that he was taking responsibility for all the mistakes he had made. Stiffing a bunch of creditors while telling a criminal court that he was taking responsibility for his actions wouldn't have looked great.