So a media outlet wants to do ACTUAL, REAL investigative journalism, and its readers scream "But WHY? It doesn't seem like anything to me!"

REALLY hope she's okay. With that said, and having been a professional road cyclist for almost 1 decade, the rider does have some responsibility here to ride clear of the fans and the barriers. Many high-profile crashes have been caused by fans and/or barriers.

Before getting behind the Colts, keep in mind they only beat 4 teams with winning records in 2014 (Houston twice, Baltimore, Cinci and Denver in the playoffs). Sure, they were within a game of the Super Bowl, but they were a very average team.

Catching passes from several faceless statues (aka, the perfect description of all of his QB's).

I'd be really careful with this one... Remember, "slow and steady wins the race". First, lifting weights *faster* dramatically increases your risk of injury, whether from swinging exercises like a kettle bell or just from moving too fast period. Ligament stresses and tears, tendon inflammation, etc are all exacerbated…

Keep going, you can do it. It's literally the next paragraph!

Read. The. Fucking. Article.

I swear to god it's as if nobody in the comments has ever read the damn article.

Hey, soon we'll be able to purchase TWELVE-PACKS OF BEER at the distributors!

As an Eagles fan, there is nothing we like more than hate watching our team. This will be a season for the ages

Why not both?

If this doesn't convince Pennsylvania to legalize pot, nothing will.

Chip Kelly said he was offered a first round pick for Sam Bradford this morning.

You mean Cortland Innegan

Seriously, Andy Reid broke you people.

I think the non-Power schools are always a little afraid that the Power Schools will just leave the NCAA and set up their own Power Association. Then the non-Power schools would lose even more money than they do already.

The only place I have been able to get near 80mph between LA and San Diego is on Amtrak.

The pager was to let them know their lane was ready, like they use at restaurants.

Where does Frozen rank among the whitest movies ever made?

The grey area is that he could very easily be both a great coach AND a spectacularly awful GM.