defenestrateyou
Defenestrate You
defenestrateyou

Exercise was not the word you meant.

I meant to mention I have read a similar 'echo chamber' piece about the internet, posted on the internet twice a year since '07. Just stop worrying, and try to do well.

I am twenty seven years old. I can remember the day, in fourth grade, when my mom told me we had the internet. The internet and I have grown up side by side.

Thank you, that was enlightening. Clued in, I can now return the nil levels of thought I normally give pop stars.

I'm curious as to why this woman ruffles as many feathers as she does. Anything, and I mean ANY thing that can be monetized will be watered down and packaged with a cute white chick for market saturation. If that truly bothers you, then go take a leap. It's going to keep happening, and I hate the thought of you

I would like to share a bottle of mid range bourbon with the mind that created that gif.

This article needs rewritten, focus jumps around too much. The anecdote about your family and the Klan, gimme more of that. Not knowing which is worse unrepentant sinners/misguided a-holes- gold. Explore it.

U.S. intelligence services used to do this exact thing. They would include intentional typos and the like so they could at least compartmentalize where the leak was coming from. News agencies stopped showing photos of leaked documents on air, so the gov't. upped their game. They started writing different versions;

You also can not purchase alcohol from outside Pennsylvania and drive it in. Technically according to the law you can't take alcohol out of PA, either, but seriously c'mon.

You can buy as many sixers as you want. But you can only carry two out at a time. There is also a certain total ounce limit that can be rung up in a single sale. Nothing stops you from buying more on another sale, but you have to pay for the first batch before getting the second. (when buying takeout at bars.)

I could never even get close, but I witnessed people who could beat that shit regularly. Like 3/5 times they tried.

I was going to say something about the play being dead when the ball broke the plane. I had to look closer to see it slip out of his right hand before the endzone. That is some impressive use of semantics to rob a guy of a touchdown. Correct call, though.

You are spot on concerning the overly sensitive types. A LOT of people think that because they are the one that is offended they are in the right. I am typically a very laid back person, but man oh man does the blood get hot when I see people trying to exert control in that manner.

I cook for a living. Where I work this shit has gotten so bad we have just taken to telling customers everything we serve has gluten in it. Don't let the door hit you on the way out ('cause people don't eat at establishments with ass prints on their doors).

No G&T under manly drinks? List is off...