The joy of watching your mini-me learn and grow and chase his/her passions is worth far more than $250k.

Sneezing is for the poors.

So... this technology renders the vehicle safe to drive behind Volkswagens?

Unfortunately, not all bioweapons attacks come from outside.

“Hi, I’m Andrew Collins, and I have DirecTV.”

I have to agree. Once in a great while people really just need to get their ass kicked. This is a good example of one of those times.

Dog driving would have been EPIC! ...maybe mint? I don’t know, there’s a Freiburgerism in there somewhere.

Not so fast, ugly bags of mostly water.

Ah I love Roadkill, probably my favorite was offroading that donked out Monte Carlo...

Nuke him from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure.

Fine. I’ll post it.

The mark on the runway isn’t from the f4, it’s a result of the pilot’s pants finally exploding.

;)

This would be much more impressive if they fixed the cables going below the bare frame, to the MIDDLE of the bare frame, not inches away (and symmetrically fore-and-aft) from the cable suspending the frame.

As opposed the the elegance of the GM solution? (And this model doesn't even have an air pump).

Haha, as I never tire of saying to those from the colonies

Oh we had plenty of the sending an new scout to fetch a long weight from one of the adults. Once we had a cocky little bugger who kept going on about his new tent and how ace it was. When he went to sleep we tied the zips shuts he could only open about 2 inches or so.

Making Star Wars is reporting that Hayden Christensen, who played Anakin Skywalker in the prequel films, is being trained for an appearance in Episode VIII.

And Chevy’s response to those ads which ended them once and for all:

Yes. Relentless masturbation