COTD.

As much as I want to defend anyone against the parade of douche-bag left wing liberal morons at this roast... it’s Ann Coulter. Even I can’t feel pity for that walking holocaust memorial.

Sadly, I think he is serious.

No, they’re called “Progressives” or “Democratic Socialists”.

Somewhere, there is a headline about planet-killing SUV endangering millions by collapsing infrastructure with it’s massive weight. Pictures of frightened Smart Four Two’s are in the body of the article.

Wait... a cruise ship sales through the Northwest Passage in summer, and we’re supposed to be surprised at the lack of ice... in summer.

Human CO2 release doesn’t even amount to a beer-fart in a whirlwind. Annual emissions are 33.2 billion tons, vs 771 billion tons from natural sources. In other words, just 4% of total annual emissions are attributable to human activity. (1/3rd of that are otherwise natural emissions attributed to human activity such…

God’s-damned toasters are going to our farming now? Do you frakking people NEVER LEARN?

Yeah, but that’s not what Zuck is saying. He’s bitching because “SpaceX’s Launch Failure [note: it wasn’t a launch, it was a test] destroyed our satellite”.

I’m patient; it all shows up on Amazon or Netflix eventually. Or, PBS will license it like they did with Downton Abbey. Or BBC/CBC will rebroadcast it. The only time I feel the need to locations spoof is to catch live games, particularly Premiere League matches.

Yes, it’s clean and sporty. But it’s a late 1980's GM car, which means the handling is shit, the acceleration is shit, it will piss oil onto your driveway, and it will break on you in random and unpredictable ways.

Eric the Car Guy

Who cares if some of these things maybe, uh, don’t work?

Native English (US) speaker here. I can attest that MOST of me fellow English speakers fail miserably at anything approaching critical thinking. By way of example... look at the morons we chose to run for the Presidency.

COTD... do they still do that here? Or did Univision not buy the rights.

You’re kind of an anomaly, though. Lamborghini did their market research and found that their “cash cow” (pun intended) demographic is the suburbanite moms who are already driving $70,000 SUV’s from the school drop-off line while sipping on their $5 caramel machioattos from Starbucks and yacking with their frienemies…

Yes, the crap is seeping over. Or perhaps the crap is simply unleashed.

“pulse” is a verb - you pulse your break, meaning you apply light breaking pressure for a second, then let it go for a few seconds. It’s done to avoid overheating, which leads to reduced braking power and eventually brake failure.

And more pointedly, the braking systems on box trucks are matched to their load capacity in precisely the same way as the braking systems on tractor trailer trucks. So the same braking advise that works for box trucks works for semis and for Grandma’s Geo Metro. (Also, I don’t believe box trucks are ever fitted with…

He used this one weird trick...