A Quiet Place? 

Dear Easily Offended Internet Warriors,

64 yr old was British, that was his hard Brexit.

Ugh i hate bathroom attendants, please just let me wash my hands in peace.

You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.

You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.

I think I found his wallet:

I love about him that his version of masculinity is doing his work without drama, keeping his business off the street, and going home to the age-appropriate wife he’s been with for forty years at the end of the day.

Goddammit another misleading headline: totally thought this was going to be a Mr. Robot style hijack and am disappointed it’s just workaday folks doing good things for strangers. Borrrring!

This whole thread is just how not to cook steak. Searing in juices isn't even a fuking thing, searing removes moisture and does absolutely nothing to contain it

You started losing me at thongs, then totally lost me with not resting your steaks.

Necco Wafers.

I refuse to believe it. Burt Reynolds cannot die. He just... drove away.

unsalted pasta, like unsalted bread, is nasty

I understand what you mean when you say you couldn’t screw up a piece of meat this good.

Dear Democrats: I live in a forever red state and you need to fucking work for the rest of morons votes that live here.

Hey man, if you just rape the girl of your dreams, she will fall in love with you!

N64 Mario Kart or bust.

Get him!

I am going to watch this in my living room by myself because I’m one of those kids from the 70s who was basically raised by Mister Rogers and I can’t imagine watching something like this around other people.