My husband’s only heart attack symptom was a cold sweat. That’s it. He eventually went into cardiac arrest, but at least had the decency to do it in front of the doctor, so he’s still alive. The Hollywood version of a heart attack is very misleading.

As an ICU nurse practicing in a rural area, we try our best to transport (by air ambulance preferably) to an equipped facility for an angiocath to view the blockage (s) and any related problems. Sometimes weather or road conditions prevent the transfer, other times the event has happened at an earlier time, or the…

Bullshit, I could punt that kid at least 15, maybe 20 yards.

That was my very first taste of Hamilton (I know, I know).

Seitan is also an excellent ingredient to sneak into dishes for your so-called gluten-intolerant and/or Celiac friends. It's just pure gluten. Either they have no issue and you get to call them on their bullshit, or it kills them soundly. It's kind of a one-shot, but it's effective.

Dunno. I voted for Obama and sometimes I wonder wtf he's doing so many snl tv show type of appearances.

Meanwhile, at the new Muppets show:

We used to play this chicken game with the Russians back in the ‘80’s. We were careful to turn off radars and to aim weapons down to the deck to preclude any excuse for a “misunderstanding” and I thought both sides, at least the men on the ships if not the men back at headquarters, pretty-well understood the game. I…

All those gift baskets filled with Jagermeister from a “Pete C., Seattle” probably aren’t helping.

The soup of the day is usually Hitler miss, but I’m sure you’ll just Goebbels up today’s gestapo soup.

The hunt for red October. Your man card has been revoked.

Roxy Music: Avalon, the entire disc is one long makeout session

Oh, hell no. He doesn’t deserve happiness. You AIR THIS SHIT OUT to the wife’s family by any means necessary, as quickly as possible. Annulments are easier than divorces.

One guy we had in particular would ALWAYS find something wrong with his food. He would order everything as take out, and then once he got the food home would call and complain that something wasn’t right or something was missing.

Hope Drew likes that gif, because he is going to be seeing a LOT of it.

That ending shot of the F-18 going to full after burner then pulling away gave me a freedom boner

The Tron soundtrack makes anything hundreds of times more badass.

Okay, I can understand your aversion to our fabulous pizza because of your strange feelings regarding tomatoes, but DO NOT disparage the Chicago style hotdog. I've been stuck in Wisconsin for the last 20 years where no one can get it right and it's impossible to find sports peppers.

He goes on to explain that every time a "waitress" does something he doesn't like, he takes a dollar off the stack and puts it back in his wallet. According to him, this guarantees EXCELLENT "waitress" behavior. He ends it with, "And it doesn't matter anyway, we live in [a state] where the restaurant has to pay them…