There is not enough money in the world that will stop me from cutting open toothpaste tubes and scraping them out. I’ll never be rich enough to not have a panic attack from seeing roaches.

I take her point. I have deliberately avoided learning about the Kardashians—on the other hand, the information is out there, and I inadvertently know more than I care to.

But not for the racism. For the weed.

If no mayonnaise is allowed in Wakanda, I’m gonna have to ask who made the potato salad.

#InWakanda none of us fit the description.

It’s not othering if you choose it yourself. They are modern people with modern sensibilities, and if they chose contemporary artists as a matter of breaking the mold, supporting Black and American artists, that’s claiming your ground, not ceding it.

This has moved to here in Australia too — there’s a plan to pay for Indigenous Australian kids and African-descended kids to go see the movie. Much the same reason — to highlight pride in their colour.

I met him briefly in the early 2000s, while he was on Oz. I told him how I’d grown up watching him on Square One, and he surprised me by giving me a hug. Such a warm personality.

If my media relations staff okayed this form, I’d fire them immediately. Seriously, look at this thing:

The corruption of our youth by Canadians will not stop unless we halt this ice-dancing filth in its track. What’s next? They pause in the middle of their seductive dance to hand out leaflets on the need for a universal health-care system?

I think it’s horrible for anyone ever to try and blame suicide on anyone but the person who took their own life (speaking strictly about adults here and excluding situations where suicide has been actively encouraged). A good friend of mine had an argument with her boyfriend and he went home and blew his head off. His…

Nope. Not having it. Her side of things is she doesn’t want people thinking her father was Bi. And who you going to trust on this anyway - the man’s wife or his daughter?

I am probably the least qualified person to talk about my parent’s sex lives. Not only because they never brought it up, but also because if they did I’d be like

...only if you think her father’s legacy is tarnished because he might have slept with a man.

His front hair is attached to the mask that conceals his lizard visage. It lifts up in back for easy removal.

Yeah, I’m sure someone trained an AI network with millions of pictures of plucked chickens to create this fake video.

Girl Bye.

Hmmm....

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.