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I thought it was pig farts ...

“You are so articulate!”

I’m gonna miss weed (they just opened a legal dispensary 15 minutes by foot from my place), Thai food, champers, cook-outs, inventing creative excuses to miss church, PBS, my three not-crazy cousins, and my just-inherited comfy chair.


The woman who WROTE the book co-wrote the movie. The Cambodian woman who wrote her memoir, that the movie is based on co-wrote the movie. You don’t get woke points on this.

Saw k.d. lang do it live in my old high school’s auditorium (my town doesn’t have a dedicated performing arts center, so even big acts use the high school & because of that it has professional acoustics, lighting, and a stage floor good enough for touring dance tropes like the Joffery Ballet and Alvin Aiely).

So ... it’s only real if it’s on tv?

Being “polite” is NOT a real issue. Ever.

Auditioning is the highly subjective act of getting the right people into the right roles for your show. It sucks when you audition for a role you don’t get, but it is not the same as being kicked out of a role you already have - and am getting paid for - because the money folks want mo’ money, and not because you

Pacifist? Jimmy Carter commanded nuclear subs. WFT???

There is about a bazillion documentaries about porn on Netflix. There’s nothing new to talk about.

I’ve already seen this movie. Several times. My dad loved Charles Bronson movies

Resident Alaskan, Democrat, and no fan of Lisa, here. Thotus45 done messed up here. Lisa, being a lazy af campaigner managed to loss a primary to a Tea Party neckbeard named Joe Miller. Mitch McConnell tossed her under the bus, and the big shots within my own party talked about how she couldn’t possibly win a write-in

I went natural 41 years ago. Saved me a shitton of money and time. Need to get it shaped? Go to a barbershop - they DO NOT want “females” up in there so you can just walk in, and you will be seated as soon as a chair opens up. A few minutes and a little cash later, you can walk out looking cute and the guys can go

Today it is 80 degrees in my town, 24 hours of daylight, and since I live in the legal weed AND Thai food capital of the state, I’m gonna pre-game on both before heading out to see “Girls Trip.” Nobody’s got time for those tired stereotypes. Plus - no snakes, no tornadoes, and THE most diverse census tract in the

Dear lord, yes! I just finished a 3 month run in a play with an Equity theater company. They covered stuff like transportation and housing, it was my first professional theater gig so I loved it, and the pay was so low you couldn’t even fold the money. She had to have had a sugar daddy/momma, and I might not have

It is code for “dropping US sanctions against Russia.” In retaliation for Obama placing those sanctions, Russia closed the door on US adoptions of Russian orphans. Which was a gold mine for Russian adoption agencies ‘cause white babies.

It is code for “dropping US sanctions against Russia.” In retaliation for Obama placing those sanctions, Russia closed the door on US adoptions of Russian orphans. Which was a gold mine for Russian adoption agencies ‘cause white babies.