@JRod37: Damn it, why didn't you tell me this a couple years ago? Doing self study chemistry was not my favorite class... and by "not my favorite class" I mean I absolutely loathed it.

Some of these comments are downright depressing. Isn't it a requirement to pass physics to graduate high school?

The nuclear war over that new land would destroy the earth anyway... so really it's a moot point.

@brandizzle: Ballistic gel is for ballistics. Shooting a laser at ballistic gel would not provide you with any viable results "to see what [this laser] would [do] to the human body."

@FriedPeeps: It's cool, but it's creepy as well. I mean, I probably saw this guy around town and I never knew he was a MOTHER FUCKING SPY.

@Aces_Over_Kings: heh yeah, but you know TrueCrypt works on any platform, right? Not just OS X.

@FriedPeeps: I don't think so. From what I remember his house was secluded in the movie. In real life however he lived in a suburban neighborhood. Here's his house on google maps: [maps.google.com]

@Zinger314: They're also too cool to use TrueCrypt.

I have no doubt that this all will turn into a movie. It'll be called "Breach Part 2."

I, for one, am stoked.

Don't forget the dolley zoom!

@jhnyfever: is that a pirate hat?

@vuvuzelafox: Please do. Next time I see high people I'm going to need a new names to call them. Broseidon king of the brocean and Broseph Stalin are starting to get old.

@tastypotatoes: This thing can give you CANCER. I'm not just going to fuck around with it at random... I'm going to fuck around with it safely.

@Venkman: Go to the Wal-mart in Orem, Utah: [maps.google.com]

Unrelated closing thought? More like awesome closing thought!

@Zkdog: If they don't, I will. My next pay check is most likely going towards one of these. I just want to wait until the first shipment goes out before I buy it... I hate being an early adopter.

I want to know what you CAN point this thing at. I mean if I have it in my house and I point it at a wall... am I going to have to break out the Spackle or what?

@Zkdog: So many good ideas. Did you just get starred for this?

@shiben589: My lack of promoting ability on lifehacker never ceases to piss me off. I wish this was on Gizmodo just so that I could promote your comment.