Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

I see a 30 for 30 in his future.

This is still probably less racist than actual tweets from Habs fans.

Looks like Dante’s not the only who needs to apologize, now is he, Eli?

“In college, I was up under this microscope everywhere I went.”

In college, I could try to do that, and no matter what, it would mean something, but everyone just wanted something from me. Give me that, Jameis, gimme, gimme, gimme.

So, it looks like we’ve finally discovered what it takes to get the police to prosecute someone for accidentally shooting a black man.

God, thank you for drawing this link between the Pauls, “libertarianism,” and what I’ve always thought I was the only person to refer to as “South Park politics.”

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Most skill by a 74-year old playing basketball outside of Kobe Bryant.

God the Seahawks are just the worst.

Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

Pretty disgusting that Manning would use this opportunity to shill for Budweiser. Especially when he owes this win to Miller.

Grab yourself a lemon-lime Gatorade for your journey back from last year. You could use some originality.

And to think that this is merely the first of two interviews the Cowboys require before signing a player.