I wanted so badly for this to be real, but... not a single one of those pictures of NHL players looked anything like any of the pictures of Tilda Swinton.

I’m pretty sure that’s just his instruction to the artist.

Is it with or without pay?

Yeah this would never happen somewhere peaceful, like the Bay Area.

Better than the Odor that tortures the A’s clubhouse.

Public defenders usually have 90-120 clients at any given time. They give a shit, or they wouldn’t be working there. But it’s literally impossible for them to devote this kind of attention to each client. If that pisses you off, you should contact your representatives to allocate more funds and hire more public…

Good thing he fainted with the jab on those combos or the water cooler would have defended it.

And 70 years from now we’ll all be dead. Really makes u think.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

On the bright side, C.C. Sabathia finally has some drinking buddies again.

You know who figured out this organizational clusterfuck three years ago?

I fucking love that Justine Sacco is Fan Duel’s director of communications. How perfect.

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Fuck you.

No

I don’t trust Alex Mack’s denial, something tells me this guy has a secret world.

Pop the champagne!