It’s like you’ve never met a 20 year old guy before.

Damn, this guy is good.

Add a comma and it makes more sense.

“Yo Dez, howz it hanging?”

If Pierzynski ever decides to finally retire, it seems like he could have a great post-baseball career as a member of the LAPD.

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

you guys didn’t get it.

Only Stage 1? The fucking Red Sox have underachieved all year!

The hottest of takes.

Nice. If you’re a fan of the home team, it was definitely the night for you. For visiting fans at the home stadium, perhaps not so much. But, in my opinion, that’s how it goes sometimes.

He seemed to be about three Sheetz to the wind.

It’s safe to assume this never would’ve happened with a player from Anglo State.

Jesus Christ, there’s nothing worse than hearing about someone’s fantasy team.

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The NBA has been selling season tickets for a non-existent LA team for a few years now.

I’m amazed — AMAZED — the author uses three names to identify himself.

AP: “Stay here. Daddy is about to do what he does best.”

#OllieLivesMatter

Wait, that guy is followed by Tony Hawk? That has to be a follow up of its own, right?