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Anybody who has any aspirations of doing something out of the ordinary with their lives has had the dream of magically being plucked from obscurity by your ideal employer. Anybody with said aspirations has also dreamed of one day meeting your idol in the field, and that somehow they would notice something in you in…

I’ve looked up to Tommy Craggs for many years. When he snuck into an ESPN meeting for a Deadspin story in 2011, I thought it was the coolest thing anyone had ever done. This is because I’m a wide-eyed dipshit who thinks about journalism way too much. My first week as a student at Northwestern, I told my professor my…

YOU MEAN I COULD HAVE JUST EMAILED TOMMY CRAGGS AND SAID I WANTED TO WRITE FOR DEADSPIN THE WHOLE TIME

God dammit... I feel silly.

Think about it.

Bit of a risk for Houston. The only way Lawson fits there is if he can first admit that he has a problem.

I’ll be honest Barry, I have no fucking clue what is going on here.

George W. Bush: [sits in grade school classroom]
Aide: [tells him 9/11 happened]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [sits]
Bush: [wonders why it was a day earlier than planned]
Baseball Player: [slams pie in Bush’s face]

nice....

NICE!!!!

NICE

nice

Weirdly, this account is followed almost exclusively by Camptown ladies.

Glad to see the guy finally caught a break.

True dat. Hard to maintain a terrorist network when only one guy gets to do all the shooting.

If Kobe Bryant was a recruiter for ISIS, the US would have solved 75% of its problems in the Middle East at least a year ago.

No! Don’t go!