(takes freshman American History course) (decommits from America)

Drew Magary: [walks the fuck right into the side of that car because some asshole won't get out of his way]

And let this be recorded as the first time in human history that telling a dude he had a big cock elicited a negative reaction.

Other name-appropriate rivalries:

I think he just ethered the English language

I would have expected him to be wearing a Red Sox cap, what with everyone getting B-headed.

Bob Knight couldn't be reached for a fucking comment.

I have a suggestion for a future topic: something that isn't overly contrived.

Eh, this is really just a rhythmic slap on the wrist.

you might be giving them a little too much credit

Holy shit, I totally forgot

What the fuck. Why would you go out of your way to "+1" this comment when there is a perfectly good star button that would let me know that a number of random assholes enjoyed my comment while making it extraordinarily cumbersome to ascertain whether it's a person whose opinions and tastes I've actually come, over…

Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [gets hit]
Woman: [looks behind to see a trail of toppled hurdles]

I'm surprised Jones said anything at all, she has built a reputation on being notoriously tight-lipped.

Huh. I just assumed the ball was a bed and his celebration was foreshadowing.

Probably the first time I've seen a mom get into a teen beef without having to turn the private browser on

Walker, Ex's Anger.

Things got even more awkward when he started cheering "Harden! Harden!"

Nice Analytics!