I think they put a white guy on there to remind everyone it's not a leap year.

Amazing. He still managed to be full of shit.

Bird shot an absurd 81.8 percent from the field

Aaaaand I just realized that Fowler and Davis aren't the same guy.

Sad when the news chopper was later shot down. RIP Brian Williams

But what would you do if they met in the Super Bowl.

Jenkins reported that, as Hernandez rubbed her back, head and shoulders, he softly muttered, "There, there, there, there, there". It wasn't until later she realized he was recounting all the places he'd shot her fiancee.

The 31-year-old pizza delivery employee...

That's so sweet

It suffers badly in comparison to what Key & Peele already did. The writing's just not there for SNL anymore.

Swing and a miss on that one.

Always highlight truthers.

Welker: [becomes concerned that the Seahawks will, in turn, target him after his multiple concussions]

After seeing her cake, Miko Grimes' emergency oral surgery doesn't come as a huge surprise.

Oh sure, but when I drop 37 at my job, I'm "a danger" and "not fit to deliver babies."

This will be Belichick's view in 10 days.

Trailer: "THIS IS NOT A TEST"
Cardale Jones: "Thank God."

It's too bad he's not alive to see that they moved Paterno ahead of him.

Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.