"A Gronking to Forget", by Rashaan Melvin

PROBABLE: Rashaan Melvin (pink eye)

Saw your tweet. "Just took a dude out." So gay.

I have no idea what I just read nor why I read it.

Judging by his roster, the poor guy is unfamiliar with the entire concept of stars.

Dear Watt, I wrote you but you still ain't calling

That's a clever costume to portray the NFC South.

Generic white people whining about Al Sharpton in 3 2 oh here you are already. Shut the fuck up.

That is never going to get old

"Had to hit the game winner at the gym today."

Twins?

Judge: "This evidence is inadmissible. Bailiff, throw it out."
Bailiff: [throws evidence eight yards short of the garbage can]
Bailiff: [walks over and picks evidence up off the courthouse floor]
Bailiff: [throws evidence like ten yards over the garbage can and a bit to the right of it]
Bailiff: [walks over and picks…

I'll wait to reserve judgement until I learn every little detail about her sex life. Unsubstantiated rumors accepted.

Let me get this straight, some kind-hearted Jaguars fan went out of his way to make sure that this couple didn't have to spend a weekend in Jacksonville and somehow he's the bad guy?

This just doesn't sound like something the Patriots would do.

I feel the same way about the NFC South, Cam

It's almost as if Samer should have written, "You can watch video below. Notice DeSean Jackson on one knee, unfazed, as if to say, 'Yep, same old shit.'" it's so good

Well, now we know he has what it takes to play on Sunday.

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.