At least the players can fall back on their UAB degree when they go pro in something other than sports.

Looks like he was playing the Browns this week, too.

That takes some serious courage, to admit being an umpire.

If I had to guess, he's probably asking Blake some advice on his step-back jumper...

I'm not racist, but is anyone surprised these Indians are giving their support and then taking it back?

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

The one where the recruit throws his scholarship letter in the garbage is pretty great.

You're ...... an ..... idiot ....

According to a number of eyewitnesses he did. Only one person who was there said he didn't, and that was the guy who murdered him.

"(She got right up afterward!)"

Darren Wilson promptly shot Nate Robinson.

Please oh please let RG3 end up with St. Louis and emerge as their franchise quarterback. This is what Dan Snyder deserves more than anything else.

"...from there it gets a little confusing in the testimonies of the witnesses and Wilson."

oh, shut the hell up.

Because we've been laughing about it at the office, it's worth revisiting what Tiger's actual words sound like:

Looking at those women, one thing's clear: Sanders isn't Muslim.

I was there, 5 rows behind Pistons bench. At 2:12 mark of video, you can see me, red Echo hoodie snapping pix.. It was pretty intense to be that close. For a split second I was scared, but the scrum was a good distance away, just over 6 feet.

"Hi, is this Jason? Yeah, uhh... is your refrigerator running? It is? Well, you better go catch it! I'm just kidding, I know you'll catch it, your UZR/150 was 20.5 last season, anyway hi this is Adam Wainwright."

I don't understand all this talk about throwing people under the bus. If you've ever seen RG3 play, you know he'd bounce them about 10 feet in front of the bus.